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Monday, April 20, 2015 by Quotes❹Wishes - Top Funny Quotes n Wishes in Hindi English

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True Love is for those who understand each other feeling, for those who it comes from the heart and not from the mind set.

I Seen the way you play trumpet, (Saxaphone,Tuba,e.g.) maybe you can do something else with your lips

For every action there is no opposite reaction from your side,newtons third law may fail because of you persistently says no love.

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Love is a bitch, and bitches ain’t shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

love can neither be created nor it can be destroyed.It can transform from one girlfrnd to the another with some loss of money.

If to love was a mistake… Well it means I have made the biggest mistake ever by loving you.

My mind works for 24 hours,365 days from my birth to untill I fall in love.

Every time I look into your eyes I feel like it’s my time to arise to kiss and give you one of those hugs that makes me realize how important it is to tell no lies…. okay maybe not the kiss but the rest is just a master piece…. I never wanna act like pretender towards you talk like a player but speak the and face my fear… cause what I feel for you babe isn’t near… Sichapafupi…. crazy. She’s my one Alisa a painting on my wall my Mon’Alisa…

Facts about you
1. You´re Reading this right now.
2. You´re realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn´t notice i skipped Three.
5. You´re checking now.
6. You´re smiling.
7. You´re still Reading this even though its stupid.
9. You didn´t realize i skipped eight.
10. You´re checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You´re enjoying this.
12. You didn´t realize the was only supposed to be ten facts.

Never get jealous when you se your ex with someone else, because

our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate. 😉

I want to be the reasen you look down at your phone and smile.

And then walk in to a pole

Necessity is the mother of inventions and
Girlfriend is the mother of necessities.

Love is like an egg, it breaks easily and stinks if it gets to old

If Girls cry then they are trying to fool you, but if Boys cry then they get fooled.

I am infected by your love virus.

My innocent soul want to connect with your beautiful soul.

Looking for a beautiful, loveable, perfect girl?
Go buy yourself a Barbie doll. 🙂

This night I shall dream of your bedazzling blue hair and monkey-eyes.
Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous hand-music,
I long to sip from your appleful lips.
In my dreams, we fly on the exquisite winged carrot of purpleness — skimming vast continents of fingers and cows.
The depths of all the oceans of the universe shall never separate our grapes.
Brilliant as runing tos, the seas greet us from afar.
In the twilight we feast on chocolate-coated she

LOVE-is what WE want,
HATE-is what WE feel,
TRUST-is what WE need,
HONESTY-is what WE get,
TRUTH-is that we’re not in love yet <<3

Don’t waste your time on me,
You are already the voice of my heart

I kind of sort of think that there’s a good possibility that i might kind of, sort of like you…

Don’t say we can live on love.
That’s how I missed breakfast.

Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.

Do you have a bandaid? Because i just scramped my knee falling for you

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird , and when we find someone whose weirdness is comapatible with ours , we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love

when i saw her the first time I thought i’m loosing myself… but wen I started loving her I felt i’m dead

love is like ‘i am sorry’. U have to say it every time.

Lets commit the perfect crime…i’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine <3

guys are like a deck of playing cards

you need a diamond to marry him you need

a club for when your tired of him

spade to speed his ass up to move him out

the door and you need and a something to

make his dam ass come crawling back knowing your in charge

me and my wife were happy for 20yrs…….then we met

bachelors should be taxed heavily. it’s not fair that some men should be happy than others

marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence and second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience

Love- Its one way ticket to Heartbreak city..

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Before you find your handsome prince,
You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs

Before you find your handsome prince,
You’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs

Marriage is the death of hope.

One of the hardest things in life is watching the person you love, love someone else.

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

Forget love – I’d rather fall in chocolate!

Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.

It is most unwise for people in love to marry.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Love is so much better when you are not married.

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