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04:49:04 PM

17/11/2017

I basically started performing for my

I basically started performing for my
mother, going, 'Love me!'
What drives you to perform is the need
for that primal connection. When I was little,
my mother was funny with me, and I
started to be charming and funny for her, and I
learned that by being entertaining, you make a
connection with another person.

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04:48:09 PM

17/11/2017

The four building blocks of

The four building blocks of
the universe are fire, water,
gravel and vinyl.

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04:47:41 PM

17/11/2017

You know the funny thing, I

You know the funny thing, I
don't get along with rich
people. I get along with the
middle class and the poor
people better than I get
along with the rich
people.

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04:46:51 PM

17/11/2017

Instant gratification takes

Instant gratification takes
too long.

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04:46:31 PM

17/11/2017

I think nudity is funny,

I think nudity is funny,
especially when it's
inappropriate.

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04:45:55 PM

17/11/2017

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one,

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one,
I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to
disappear. But something is funny when
the person delivering the line doesn't know
it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke.
Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or
it's a sort of rage against
society.

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04:44:56 PM

17/11/2017

The men I idolized built their bodies and

The men I idolized built their bodies and
became somebody - like Sylvester Stallone and
Arnold Schwarzenegger - and I thought,
'That can be me.' So I started working out.
The funny thing is I didn't realize back then
that I was having a defining
moment.

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04:44:07 PM

17/11/2017

People think it's funny that

People think it's funny that
I enjoy dreaming so much.
I just use it as a form of entertainment.
It's very private. I don't see my dreams as
separate. I mean, half the time I'm wandering
around dreaming anyway.

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04:43:16 PM

17/11/2017

If I had to live my life over, I'd

If I had to live my life over, I'd
live over a saloon.

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04:42:52 PM

17/11/2017

O Lord, help me to be

O Lord, help me to be
pure, but not yet.

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